What can melt your heart?

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

He- (blank face)

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What can help me fall asleep at night?

Shruti Verma

What can melt your heart?

He- shulutii ke saath t..si le saath..

Why do some women alter their faces by so-called cosmetic surgeries (on their eyes, cheeks, lips, chin, jaw) that making them look like Donald Duck or puffy aliens, while for most men these unnatural facial changes are ridiculous or even disgusting?

Talks with kids.

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Me- (keep laughing)

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

In between, they all might have called me didi for more than 6–7times.

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

Everyone - okay didi.

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Me- hey what you're doing here?

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Me- accha, okay okay, i agreed.

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

Me- (laughs)

Scene- oath ceremony

My dog is 2 weeks old. He's not eating, moving and always sleeping and I can't take him to a vet. What should I do?

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.

Kevin Costner and ex-wife Christine Baumgartner keep their distance in awkward family reunion at son’s graduation - Page Six

hearhim (ignore my voice)

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Can men and women be friends?

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll